Yeah, I'm late. But this is funny.

[bennie]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November I turned mydoctortennant in for littering (3 points). Last Tuesday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last month I broke vexena_sky's X-Box (-12 points). In July I helped fated_addiction hide a body (-173 points). Last Thursday I gave visionsbeyond a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-173 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, cantseethesky

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Maybe I shouldn't have turned mydoctortennant in. She did help me beta my Doctor Who/Merlin crossover fic:P And I gave vexena_sky an Arthur/Gwen vid for Christmas so I should definitely get points for that!

"In July I helped fated_addiction hide a body"

!!

Erm... can somebody tell me what the heck is a "Dutch Oven"? [and do I want to know??] I'm not quite up to date on Americanisms it seems:P